I nominate Tom Hiddleston for best on screen crier that makes you want to rip your heart out and stomp on it.
imagine your otp meeting each other for the first time, at night, in the woods, while both trying to dispose of their freshly killed corpses
people who fall asleep quickly and easily make me so irrationally angry
like wow it must be so nice not to lie in bed for hours replaying every negative moment you’ve ever had in your entire life every single night
"Molly, why are you still here?"
"You… you told me not to wander off."
"Oh. Well. That’s strange. I mean, usually I tell them not to wander off, but they never actually listen. Are you sure you’re human?”
did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3
When you watch most of the audience walk out of a Marvel film at the beginning of the credits:
life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls
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SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST
Winter Soldier AU where Steve never rips the mask off the winter soldier so he never learns that it’s Bucky and he ends up killing him and after he’s dead Steve takes off the mask and realizes what he’s done
AU where u never wrote this fucked up post
#why is this on best of funny #this is legitimately powerful #this is a reminder that we can fight back against unfair systems #technology has empowered us #by providing witnesses #the world is watching #we can force consequences on our oppressors now #in a way that wasn’t possible even twenty years ago #we don’t have to wait for the media #we don’t have to convince the media #we can be the media #les amis de l’abaissés (@grassthatchedhut)
How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?